Everyone loves a good science joke. Next time you are sitting around a
with some friends
tell some of the jokes below during your conversations.
You are sure to have some of you friends laughing so hard they will fall off their chair.
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only (one male and one female), but they have to find a way in.
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
A: A dog that chew your leg off and then go run for help.
Q: What has two knees and lives at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tuni-fish.
Blind man walks into a store and starts swinging his dog in a big circle above his head. "What are you doing?" asks the clerk. Blind man: "Oh, just looking around."
Carl Sagan as a kid: "Gee sally, look at all those stars. There must be HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of them." - Gary Larson
Supposedly true story.. Reporter asks Einstein why he uses the same soap to wash and shave with. "Use two soaps?" exclaims Einstein, "that's too complicated."