Everyone loves a good science joke. Next time you are sitting around a
table
with some friends
tell some of the jokes below during your conversations.
You are sure to have
some of you friends laughing so hard they will fall off their chair.
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only (one male and one female), but they have to find a way in.
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to really want to change.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
A: A dog that chew your leg off and then go run for help.
Q: What has two knees and lives at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tuni-fish.
Blind man walks into a store and starts swinging his dog in a big circle above his head. "What are you doing?" asks the clerk. Blind man: "Oh, just looking around."
Carl Sagan as a kid: "Gee sally, look at all those stars. There must be HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of them." - Gary Larson
Supposedly true story.. Reporter asks Einstein why he uses the same soap to wash and shave with. "Use two soaps?" exclaims Einstein, "that's too complicated."