Excuses received by teachers via notes from home

from San Francisco Teacher, 1978

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Dear School: Please accuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32.

Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

May could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school becuz he has an acre in his back.

Please excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Lillian was absent from school because she had a going over.

My son has been under the doctor's care and should not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Joyce from PE for a few days. Yesterday she fell of a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

Mary Ann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had dia diah dye - the shits.

Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Stanley had to miss school. He had an attack of whooping cranes in his chest."

Lynda was away as she had stripe infection.

Please excuse the stink on Bill's clothes. We've been spraying the garden because it is full of abnoxus incests.

Please excuse Jane. She had an absent tooth. Wednesday she will have an appointment with the orinthologist.